Massage via GoLife, Go-Jek’s all-around service provider on a motorbike

Yes, I know. I am pathetic. So after the training session with colleagues, I went straight to my hotel room to catch some Zzzzzzzs. But then the little laminated card on my table beckoned…advertising a 60 min Javanese massage for IDR 295,000 (PHP 1,074). I was almost tempted. So I asked Durian Writer if the price was reasonable.

He said it was too expensive when I can have a 90 min massage via Go-Jek’s GoLife app for half the price.

I downloaded the app. But then Durian Writer said I should start the process of verification as soon as possible because it takes a while before a user can get cleared.

The app requires a person to upload an ID or passport, then a selfie with the ID/passport. Then GoLife backend will clear…it may take an hour or 24 hrs…

I was getting impatient so I went out and tried to look for alternative massage places. There was one at the back of my hotel.

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Their receptionists were a bit dense, unfortunately. One of them said their available therapists are male and it would only start at 7:30 pm. The females are available at 11 pm (they close at 12 am). Would I be booking the male therapists? Errr…

So I walked away and tried searching on Google Map the nearest massage place again. This time it pointed me to one in Sarinah. I went in search for it but there was nothing! I couldn’t find it! I got hungry and ended up at KFC. Durian Writer gave a remark that was close to a curse for eating KFC.

I resigned and went back to my room. Then I checked GoLife. Hurray! I was cleared, or I thought I was cleared. Everything was in Bahasa so I was just guessing. I tried booking and was able to proceed so I guess I got cleared.

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I have no idea what the app was telling me but I just assumed that TUNAI means cash. I double-checked with Google Translate, so yeah, it means cash.

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So there, a therapist responded to my request. I had to tell her though that I am a foreigner and that I do not speak Bahasa.

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Durian Writer told me to correct my therapist that I am not a pak (sir) but rather I am a wanita (woman).

Her massage was strong to the point of being painful–the good painful. Similar to the Chinese reflexology massages I had in Singapore and Taiwan. 90 minutes of that. For half the price that the hotel is offering.

So yeah, GoLife makes it easier for you in Indonesia. As Durian Writer said, he doesn’t need to hire a maid in Indonesia (he has just transferred to Malang in East Java); all he needs to do is book a cleaning service via GoLife.

Artsy fartsy place to stay in Jakarta that will not break the bank

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I was supposed to book something else in Jakarta, I think it was near Grand Indonesia.

But then my boss recommended this and I saw it was a lot cheaper, at around PHP 2,370 a night. There was no question about it so I booked it. It was in front of Sarinah, Jakarta’s first department store, ergo, I will not run out of food options.

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Durian Writer told me to take a selfie infront of it because it was the scene of the Jakarta bombings a few years back.

Anyway, Artotel in Thamrin is comfortable enough, the room was much bigger than anything else I book in Singapore, and has decent Internet connection (around 20+ Mbps). It poses as an art gallery/hotel and it has murals done by up and coming local artists.

Looks like it’s tilting but it’s actually level. This photo is owned by callmecreation.com and can be found on @callmecreation on Instagram

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The food though is… Any breakfast buffet without bacon in my book is a fail. That’s it. Since everything in Jakarta is halal, I couldn’t expect to have babi/baboy which is why my diet the past three days consisted of ayam (chicken) and veggies.

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The food I had the past three days lacked the umami flavor that I favor so much. Yes, Indonesian food is spicy because they love putting so much crushed chili but I found myself always reaching for the soy sauce and black pepper.

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The style of nasi padang is to serve everything on the table. But of course my colleagues and I did not eat everything. You only get charged for the ones you pick/touch. So I think they make money off people who have bigger eyes than their stomachs as they would be dipping into every dish on the table “just to try”. They will end up paying for everything.

I just ate beef rendang, jackfruit curry (like ginataang langka), and a vegetable dish that is a bunch of leaves that was blanched and it tasted like lagundi leaves. I liked the rendang.

The other day we ate near Sarinah and I ordered gado-gado (because this dish has been advertised to me by Durian Writer so many times) and satay, just to compare the Singaporean one. My colleague boasted that Indonesian satay is the best (of course you should love thy own) but unfortunately I liked the Singaporean version grilled near Lau Pasat every night. The Indonesian satay is covered in so much yellow sauce that didn’t help in flavoring the meat itself (which is, of course, ayam) I liked the gado-gado, which is a dish composed of kropek, fried tofu, veggies, sambal and some stuff I no longer remember.

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I had this blueberry vanilla milkshake when we were in Markette in Grand Indonesia for a meeting.

All in all, my travel food is not a success. I may have better luck the next time around.

Virtual Reality games at The Garage

I brought my girls to City of Dreams Manila this week to try the new virtual reality (VR) games by Bandai Namco at The Garage.

Because they are already bored to death at home.

But this adventure was not cheap. For PHP 450 per person/game. What was I thinking?!

The girls were allowed to play Mario Kart since they could already reach the pedals. Much to their dismay, they couldn’t play the ski VR game as they were too short to reach the ski handles and too light to turn the skis using their body weight.

I tried all games, including that horrrible Hospital Escape Terror VR game. 😭 More of that later.

Mario Kart was fun but was too short. 😣 You can play as Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and another character that sounded like Japanese. The goal there is to be the first player to reach the finish line through fire, water, cliffs, and what-have-you. You have King Koopa to foil your attempts at winning first place.

With the help of VR sensors strapped on your hands and wrists, you can grab bananas, hammers, and turtles to throw or hit your competitors with to slow them down.

I got disoriented with the foot pedals because I am a stick shift driver, ergo, I use my right foot to slam on the accelerator and brakes. My brain is wired to use my left foot for the clutch and NOT the brake.

Or I’m just making excuses because I sucked at Mario Kart. (who fails Mario Kart???)

The most fun part of this game is when I jumped off cliffs and needed to use a hang glider. It really felt like I was flying (or I may just be whoozy due to lack of sleep and hunger that time😜).

As for the ski game, all I can say is I am a terrible skier. If it was in real life, I would have ended up dead within a few minutes after strapping myself onto the skis. I keep flying off cliffs, ravines, and down into abysses.

Now for the Hospital Escape Terror

I will never ever try that game again in my entire life. Ever. 🤬

Only a minute into the game I was already having panic attacks and I could feel vomit coming up to my throat. That game is so claustrophobic and felt real that my heart was palpitating like crazy.

The goal of the game is to get out of the hospital alive within 9 minutes (and it seemed like forever), which was impossible given that hospital is filled with crazy creatures thirsty for blood while you are strapped to a wheelchair. And you only have a flashlight on your hand.

I really couldn’t go through it. Screw PHP 450, I would rather not risk having a full-blown panic attack. Judging from the screams of terror from the other players before me, my decision to quit the game was wise or else I would have died of a heart attack. For real.

Beauty Review: Prior by Shiseido

This is not a sponsored post. I spent my own money to test this product.

I was in the middle of the hustle and bustle of Dotonburi shopping district in Osaka last month (more of that in future blog posts), wondering what I would bring home from my 8-day trip. I was suddenly pulled out from my deep reverie when I saw rows upon rows of cosmetic/pharmacy stores dominanting the area. I don’t know why is that.

Then I saw lots of Chinese customers with huge plastic bags of cosmetics pouring out of these stores onto the street. Looked like panic-buying to me.

There you go. Mystery solved.

I went looking for the Biore tinted sunscreen SPF 50 to replenish my stock because I knew it would be cheaper in Japan than in Manila (and yes, they were half the price). The sales ladies in that cosmetic store didn’t speak English but one rep from Shiseido did. I got nervous. Shiseido is expensive and I cannot afford them and I have trouble turning down good sales people.

She asked me what do I need? Uhm something with high SPF but not heavy on the skin because the sun in the Philippines is harsh but it’s too humid to wear heavy sunscreen. Ah! I know what you need, she said.

The she demonstrated to me how to use Prior, the spray-on BB foundation with SPF 50. Prior is a brand of Shiseido that is cheaper than their premium line, she said. They have several shades of the BB spray-on foundation but she figured my shade is “natural”. She was right.

And she totally convinced me that I wouldn’t be able to live without this product. It’s that good!

It’ JPY 2,300 (excluding 8% sales tax). About PHP 1,150. Oh dear.

I road-tested it the next day when I went to Okayama Castle and wore a kimono. The make-up in this photo session was mine, no touch-ups. To think I had been walking a couple of km that day and had been exposed to the sun before this photo shoot. The BB foundation held up really well (actually, for the entire day).

So now I will demo to you the “before and after”.

I have splotchy fair skin (because of some disaster with my first wart removal). Plus I’m nearly forty years old.

A bit dull

Spray the BB foundation on the sponge (also included) so you can evenly apply on your face.

I now have a freckle-free, glowing skin.

And to show you how little make-up you need with Prior, I just applied Maybelline Color Show eyeliner in black, a little pencil for the brows, and a lip tint for the next photo below.

I’m so in love with this product that I bought two bottles. I hope they last me a very long time because I would only be able to go back to Japan next year.

It’s not available outside Japan, I think. I keep searching for it online but I always end up in Japanese sites.

It has already been a month and it seems like the bottle still has a lot of the stuff inside. Methinks this will last me 6 months since I use the product sparingly to avoid looking like a clown.

I bought also Prior SPF 50 sunscreen in case the BB foundation runs out before I come back to Japan.

Review: Beauty Fix Nose Pack by Watsons

This is not a sponsored post. I am doing this review using my own funds for the benefit of my sister who wondered whether this thing really worked.

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I am obsessed with pricking white heads on my nose since I was in high school. I blame my cousin Ina for this habit (long story). My cousins and sisters and I tried various beauty treatments when we were in high school to reduce or remove blackheads and white heads on our faces (egg whites and condensada milk combo, ✔️). We tried the powdered- gelatin-dissolved-in-hot-water- and-apply-on-onion-skin-paper mask. It was effective but so messy to prepare and use that it didn’t really fly.

Now here comes the charcoal facial masks that are supposed to do the same thing. Beauty Fix Nose Pack (the sachet is about PHP 19, good for one or two uses) is affordable enough for me to try.

It was supposed to be for the nose only but one sachet is good for entire face.

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For best results, wait for 30 mins or until completely dry that your face feels like concrete.

Peel off carefully so that you would be able to have that weird satisfaction of seeing your sebum/whiteheads/dead skkin/facial hair sticking on this paper-like mask.

It removed some white heads and dead skin. But not all. I still swear by the gelatin-onion-skin-paper concoction we did when we were teenagers. After I removed the black gunk off my face, I still had to use my pimple-pricker to remove the remaining annoying white heads.

But it still helps remove unwanted facial hair and prominent white heads.

Use twice a week for best results.

Available at Watsons for PHP 149 for one tube.

Review: The Boy Who Made Shoes for Lizards

Photo courtesy of Vogue

The beauty of having Netflix cannot be summed up in just one word. The streaming service is heaven-sent for somebody like me who is really not much of a cinema-goer and I get to discover a ton of documentaries like Manolo: The Boy Who Made Shoes for Lizards, which made me appreciate the man whom Carrie Bradshaw adored so much.

I do not care much about stilettos and uncomfortable-looking shoes but I do understand women’s obsession with beautiful shoes (I’m more of a bag hag). At first I thought of Manolo Blahnik as some guy who doesn’t care about women and their comfort as long as they ooze with sex appeal because one look at some of his creations is enough to make me wince in imagined discomfort and hours of pain. Women suddenly became very insecure about their feet and had some cosmetic procedures done to theirs so that they won’t look ugly in Manolos (yup, read that in Vogue, almost 20 years ago). I thought it was very sexist.

This documentary somehow softened my opinion of him.

Once upon a time, during the early 2000s when I could barely make ends meet, I bought months-old issues of Vogue that were sold in small magazine shops and at the SM stationery section (when they carried magazines a long time ago) at a deep discount. I wanted to learn about a world that is far-removed from me. I reveled in Jeffrey Steingarten’s chronicle of his search for the best sole meuniere in France and steak in Argentina. Vicki Woods’ sojourn in Bali and the magical massages she had there. But Manolo Blahnik shoes? They are so alien to me because as I said, I don’t care much about shoes and they cost USD 1000 a pair. For a girl who only received a salary of PHP 10,000 (USD 188.50 in today’s exchange rate) a month, that is just crazy. There are Manolo Blahnik shoes that I could not understand. So I tended to skip the articles that featured him or his shoes. I was not emotionally invested in them, unlike articles that featured Carolina Herrera (who always wore crisp white shirts and toss them after because they cannot be maintained pristine white after one or two spins) or Alber Elbaz for Lanvin, Helmut Lang (suits!), and at some point, Karl Lagerfeld (who spoke several languages but has some sort of disdain for the English language).

Manolo Blahnik was a mystery, until now.

This documentary showed me how he became enamored of shoes, how he is obsessed with them, how it occupied his life and dictated his work ethic. He grew up as a very privileged boy in the Canary Islands and he moved around in the right circles during the heady ’60s and ’70s, bringing him in close contact with the beautiful people of London (Bianca Jagger!) and New York. That was part of his luck and his success.

But then his love for shoes was the driving force for what he is now and his love of them was appreciated by women all over the world. Never mind that they were hideously uncomfortable at the start but he learned how to make his shoes hug women’s feet later on. He worked closely with his employees in his factory. Shoes are his life. If you are a craftsman or an artist, you would appreciate this documentary. If you are a lover of fashion, you would swoon at the shoes shown here.

I liked the man himself, how quiet and proper he is, despite the seemingly hedonistic life he led during the ’60s-’70s. He is very private. No mention of lovers or how he spends his life outside shoes. His life is very quaint, I should say.

I would be a little bit sad if he dies, even though I don’t own any of his creations. I think I won’t own a pair ever.

Note: I think they already removed Manolo, cannot find it anymore on Netflix