The f*ck, I’m early

And I screeched while everybody is still sleeping.

And the banter between British Airways and Norwegian Air has come to an end.

Since I was woken up an ungodly hour of 6 am, I decided to go to the weekend community market for breakfast despite the threat of rain. Photo by CallMeCreation.com

Well, it did rain.

And the rain reminded me that Bavi was battering China yesterday en route to Japan.

This is literally my nightmare. What the f*ck am I going to do with 900 snakes swimming around me?!

High praises

And this, this hunger defines every Filipino athlete who comes up the world stage. Hunger. Don’t we know it in the literal and figurative sense.

Her do-or-die dive against Iga Swiatek. Photo by Robert Prange for WTAtennis.com

Meanwhile, my bet is that the World Cup finals will be between Norway and Spain.

I cannot forget the beautiful passes made by Xavi, a half-back who paved the way for Spain to win the World Cup in 2010 against the messy Netherlands. So yes, Spain is a strong team. Imagine, the star of the cup was not a forward but a midfielder.

Norway, on the other hand, is not historically a strong team but this year, the play is centered around Erling Haaland, which allowed the team to score and score and score… He is a mean striker with a huge 6’5″ frame, which will terrify a goalkeeper like me because I wouldn’t able to see the ball! Haaland takes full advantage of that. His head can meet the ball to score a goal before anybody can reach the ball from the sky.

I’d hate that for me as a goal keeper. 🀬

What’s fun about Haaland is that he is very, very fashown, like man, he has custom Hermes HAC and Birkins.

So I will loose sleep by next week. I will be cheering for Spain because I hope I will see the precision playing I witnessed in 2010.

Brace ourselves for super typhoon next week

If there is one thing that I’ve learned in covering typhoons/disasters in the Philippines more than a decade ago, is that the clearer the eye of the storm, the stronger it is.

This freaking thing is scary because it’s still far in east Pacific but its eye is already very distinct and the cloud system is organized. PAGASA already made a forecast that it will start barelling its way into Philippine Area if Responsibility by Wed or Thurs but it still couldn’t predict which way it will go.

But one thing is sure, it will suck up the southwest monsoon, so it’s going to be a lot of rain and flood.

So far, the Japan Meteorological Agency is projecting that it is heading to Batanes. But the thing is, the southwest monsoon could pull it lower. Damn.

God bless us. Super El Nino until 2027.

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There’s a f*cking snake in the house!

Shit! I hate snakes! Photo by CallMeCreation.com

I don’t know how it got there but there it was!

Twin I woke me up at 1 am today to tell me there’s a f*cking snake on her curtain. Even though I hate snakes, I needed to check it so I can seek help in removing it.

I got out and sought the compound guard. He was nowhere to be found. I went out of the compound and saw the patrol car of the university police and called their attention. I told them my dilemma.

However, since our property is already private land and is no longer within their jurisdiction, they told me to call the barangay watchmen to seek help (to mitigate risks for both sides). Only then can the university police can enter our house.

Long story short, there were four men who tried to catch the f*cking snake.

The snake dropped to the floor! Photo by CallMeCreation.com

The barangay tanod are familiar with such requests because it is not uncommon for snakes to be invading human homes here. We’re at the foot of the mountain after all. It’s just that the official snake wrangler of the barangay is not with them so it took four men to remove the offensive animal because they were not professionally trained to do such thing.

One of the tanod told me the snake is venomous. 😱

No, I can’t take it anymore.

I hate snakes. 🫠

It might have entered through the cat balcony. The screen is always left open there so the cats can go in and out.

Wait, can snakes climb walls???

The f*ck, they do!

Nhooooooooo!!! 😭

Tadaaaah!

The minuscule word processing machine. Photo by CallMeCreation.com

I know what my problem will be with this. I will develop a crick in my neck for trying to stoop low to view what I’m typing.

I can make the tablet upright but that means I have to bring this ikea tablet/phone stand for that. Additional weight to my handbag.

Photo by CallMeCreation.com

I also bought the wrong cover. I thought the folio cover would be better because it has a slot for the pen but the cover becomes annoying since it hinders me from gripping the tablet with one hand.

Photo by CallMeCreation.com
More comfortable for reading newspapers, magazines, and e-books. Photo by CallMeCreation.com

I have to buy the more expensive one that has a detachable cover. It also has air vents because the tablet does get warm when the processor is pushed to the hilt. However, it has no pen slot and I just ordered an original Lenovo pen for this model. πŸ˜‘ I hope there is some way I can attach the pen to the tablet. Maybe I can use the Traveler’s Notebook penloop for this. πŸ€” I now realized the importance of the pen when I was sent a pdf form from my bank that I needed to fill up and sign or else they won’t be able to top up my UITF. No need to print the form, sign and scan to send back to them. Not sure though if there is a free Android pdf sign/editor app out there because what I used to fill out the bank form with the pen was a Samsung app. I can’t see a Lenovo marketplace for its ecosystem.

Or maybe they’re in Chinese. 😭

This has Chinese ROM but I was able to change the language to English and install Google Play. I also uninstalled all Chinese apps. I didn’t add my financial apps (banks, e-wallets) because I distrust the machine.

Some apps that are supposed to be in English that I downloaded from Google Play are hybrid in English and Chinese.

I already modified the system language via Set Edit, still some apps revert to Chinese because of the native Chinese ROM. Photo by CallMeCreaation.com

Annoying. I never thought this would annoy me more than expected.

I’ll try to download some games or an emulator to see how this performs. After work or else I will get distracted.


Alex Eala is flying high these days. πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­

Wohhooo!

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The angry female

Jagged Little Pill was my album. It’s personal. It’s phenomenal. You Ought To Know opened doors, like it allowed us women to express true anger and not mindful of what people are saying that it’s unbecoming and unrespectable to show this raw rage. That women should be nice and proper. That line “did she go down in you in the theater” was a shocker and yet it was also freeing, like it showed the world the humiliation we go through to please our men.

Forgiven resonated with me as a former Catholic school girl. The hypocrisy, the irony, the guilt-tripping that goes on and on. I always thought that it’s hard to please God, with all these rules, these sacraments, these rituals, these boxes. The questions she asked were the same questions I asked and more.

And it’s so revealing here, what Alanis said in this interview about patriarchy not allowing her to have You Ought to Know as the carrier single. Patriarchy telling her, no, you cannot be angry. No, you cannot be raw and  uncouth.

And my college blocmate reminded me that I used to sing a lot of Alanis during those days. Whenever he hears Alanis, he remembers me driving around in our maroon pickup truck, blasting Alanis on our car stereo, windows open.

Alanis allowed us to be angry and not apologetic about it. And happy (Hand in My Pocket) without it being about love. And heartbreakingly sad (that song Perfect is still sad).


We are having a PS5 party here. My nephews and daughters playing The Last Of Us. Goodness knows when they will end.

Photo by CallMeCreation.com
Yeah, youngest nephew is growing his hair long until school starts. Photo by CallMeCreation.com

Maybe I need to upgrade my TV to a 43″ screen…

And oh yeah, my living area got a little more sunshine as I put up the new curtains I had sewn a month ago.

New curtains made by moi. Photo by CallMeCreation.com

I can’t buy a new TV though. Not yet. I’m already asking for a quote for a 6kW solar power, grid-tied system with hybrid inverter ready for batteries. I just don’t know if our roof can accommodate 20 solar panels because a 6kW system requires 10 panels and my mom wants to have hers installed as well.

My Meralco bill doubled this month and it’s shocking. I better have the solar system installed now so that when I retire, no electric bill will eat into my retirement fund every month.