There’s an f*cking snake in the house!

Shit! I hate snakes! Photo by CallMeCreation.com

I don’t know how it got there but there it was!

Twin I woke me up at 1 am today to tell mw there’s a f*cking snake on her curtain. Even though I hate snakee, I needed to check it so I can seek help in removing it.

I got out and sought the compound guard. He was nowhere to be found. I went out of the compound and saw the patrol car of the university police and called their attention. I told them my dilemma.

However, since our property is already private land and is no longer within their jurisdiction, they told me to call the barangay watchmen to seek help (to mitigate risks for both sides). Only then can the university police can enter our house.

Long story short, there were four men who tried to catch the f*cking snake.

The snake dropped to the floor! Photo by CallMeCreation.com

The barangay tanod are familiar with such requests because it is not uncommon for snakes to be invading human homes here. We’re at the foot of the mountain after all. It’s just that the official snake wrangler of the barangay is not with them so it took four men to remove the offensive animal because they were not professionally trained to do such thing.

One of the tanod told me the snake is venomous. 😱

No, I can’t take it anymore.

I hate snakes. 🫠

It might have entered through the cat balcony. The screen is always left open there so the cats can go in and out.

Wait, can snakes climb walls???

The f*ck, they do!

Nhooooooooo!!! 😭

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