My bestfriend asked me how am I doing now that I’m temporarily single? (the girls are still with their dad) I said, it’s just wonderful not to worry about what to eat and when to eat. I’ll just cook and eat something if I feel like it. I’m not dictated by someone else’s body clock. When I suddenly felt like installing the curtain rod brackets in the girls’ room, I just did it. I just cater to my own whims.

Well, except for the cats and cat stuff.

They kept waking me up because their food bowls were empty. Then they kept bothering me until I cleaned up their litter boxes.

And I have to order cans of wet food and bags of kibbles and kitty litter online…

So I take it back. I’m still a slave to my other children. 🤦🏻‍♀️ They’re the reason I left my hometown early…